"Just hold still, puny flame, it'll only take a minute."
Calcifer gave an indignant puff smoke into the man's face, and crackled unhappily. "I'm not a fire for just anyone to use, especially for something as idiotic as marshmellows."
No reply. Captain Hammer was too busy checking his tiny reflection in the little wire hanger his marshmellow was staked onto. "Doesn't do me justice," he mumbled, before thrusting the stick out over Calcifer. A bit of marshmellow goop dropped down into the fire.
"HEY! HEY!! I mean it! The only one who's allowed to cook on me is Howl, and maybe Sophie, and sometimes neither of them!" Another glob of marshmellow.
The only warning was an odd sounding crack, and then Calcifer exploded outward, throwing Captain Hammer back several feet. The fire demon was pleased to see, as he settled down, that the "superhero's" clothing was still smouldering, and the marshmellow was fully ablaze.
Captain Hammer leaned forward, blew out the fiery marshmellow, and smirked. "Just the way I like it. You're a good little fire."
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Date: 2010-02-25 03:57 am (UTC)Calcifer gave an indignant puff smoke into the man's face, and crackled unhappily. "I'm not a fire for just anyone to use, especially for something as idiotic as marshmellows."
No reply. Captain Hammer was too busy checking his tiny reflection in the little wire hanger his marshmellow was staked onto. "Doesn't do me justice," he mumbled, before thrusting the stick out over Calcifer. A bit of marshmellow goop dropped down into the fire.
"HEY! HEY!! I mean it! The only one who's allowed to cook on me is Howl, and maybe Sophie, and sometimes neither of them!" Another glob of marshmellow.
The only warning was an odd sounding crack, and then Calcifer exploded outward, throwing Captain Hammer back several feet. The fire demon was pleased to see, as he settled down, that the "superhero's" clothing was still smouldering, and the marshmellow was fully ablaze.
Captain Hammer leaned forward, blew out the fiery marshmellow, and smirked. "Just the way I like it. You're a good little fire."
Calcifer was going to kill Howl for this.