01. Full name: CAPTAIN HAMMER! 02. Best friend: HIMSELF 03. Sexuality: HELLOOOO LADIES~ 04. Favorite color: RATHER FOND OF A NICE SHADE OF BROWN, ACTUALLY... 05. Relationship status: PLEASE WHO NEEDS TO BE HELD DOWN WHEN YOU CAN HAVE A DIFFERENT WOMAN EVERY NIGHT. 06. Ideal mate: HIMSELF~ 8D 07. Turn-ons: MIRRORS HE CAN SEE HIMSELF IN, HIS MUSCLES, HOT BABES WILLING TO DO THE WEIRD STUFF THE FIRST TIME AROUND 08. Last sexual experience: THAT'D BE WITH PRETTY PENNY, DR~ 09. Favorite food: STEAK. A NICE MANLY FOOD 10. Crushes: HIMSELF. 11. Favorite music: HIMSELF SINGING WHENEVER HE POSSIBLY CAN. 12. Biggest fear: HE HAS NO FEARS! PAIN. 13. Biggest fantasy: TRIPLETS~ 14. Quirks in bed: HARD TO SAY WHEN YOU NEVER SLEEP WITH THE SAME GIRL TWICE. MIGHT TRY SOME OF THAT WEIRD STUFF SOME TIME... 15. Bad habits: PFF BAD HABITS. ONLY PATHETIC LITTLE VILLAINS HAVE THOSE. EVERYTHING HE EVER DOES? 16. Biggest regret: NOT NABBING DR. HORRIBLE SOONER... 17. Best kept secrets: NO SECRETS HERE, I ASSURE YOU~ CHEESY ON THE OUTSIDE HM? 18. Last thought: DAMN I LOOK GOOD IN THIS MIRROR... 19. Worst sexual/romantic experience: ANY EXPERIENCE WITH HIM IS AMAZING. END OF STORY, THANKS FOR LISTENING IN. 20. Biggest insecurity: HA! NO INSECURITIES HERE!! NICE TRY!! FEAR OF PAIN.
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02. Best friend: HIMSELF
03. Sexuality: HELLOOOO LADIES~
04. Favorite color: RATHER FOND OF A NICE SHADE OF BROWN, ACTUALLY...
05. Relationship status: PLEASE WHO NEEDS TO BE HELD DOWN WHEN YOU CAN HAVE A DIFFERENT WOMAN EVERY NIGHT.
06. Ideal mate: HIMSELF~ 8D
07. Turn-ons: MIRRORS HE CAN SEE HIMSELF IN, HIS MUSCLES, HOT BABES WILLING TO DO THE WEIRD STUFF THE FIRST TIME AROUND
08. Last sexual experience: THAT'D BE WITH PRETTY PENNY, DR~
09. Favorite food: STEAK. A NICE MANLY FOOD
10. Crushes: HIMSELF.
11. Favorite music: HIMSELF SINGING WHENEVER HE POSSIBLY CAN.
12. Biggest fear: HE HAS NO FEARS!
PAIN.13. Biggest fantasy: TRIPLETS~
14. Quirks in bed: HARD TO SAY WHEN YOU NEVER SLEEP WITH THE SAME GIRL TWICE. MIGHT TRY SOME OF THAT WEIRD STUFF SOME TIME...
15. Bad habits: PFF BAD HABITS. ONLY PATHETIC LITTLE VILLAINS HAVE THOSE.
EVERYTHING HE EVER DOES?16. Biggest regret: NOT NABBING DR. HORRIBLE SOONER...
17. Best kept secrets: NO SECRETS HERE, I ASSURE YOU~
CHEESY ON THE OUTSIDE HM?18. Last thought: DAMN I LOOK GOOD IN THIS MIRROR...
19. Worst sexual/romantic experience: ANY EXPERIENCE WITH HIM IS AMAZING. END OF STORY, THANKS FOR LISTENING IN.
20. Biggest insecurity: HA! NO INSECURITIES HERE!! NICE TRY!!
FEAR OF PAIN.